“Hi guys! Its Fey, doing the voice meme thing for you, ah, I guess, I figured it would make me sound more personable. So, ah, let's start with some questions. What's your name. Ahhm, well, I go by Fey, I go by Yuki, ah I used to go by Caligo. Ah, but my name is Nicole... umm, I'm 28. I live in Alabama-- Tuscaloosa specifically. Um... I'm from Alabama, but I've lived in California and I've lived in Louisiana. Um.. it's... cold right now-- it's probably like 20-- maybe 17, something like that I don't know-- cold for Alabama. Uh it's three'o... 3:09 AM. I'm, huh-huh, I'm wearing a robe. Ah, I just got done washing up hair dye. Ahh, the last thing I listened to was Jay cursing at Mario. Ahh, the last thing I ate was some Chicken Sesame noodles stuff from work. Umm... we had.. we had dinner from work since it's a Wednesday. Um, the last thing I watched on TV... we watched 8-mile, and then we watched, and before that we watched King of the Hill, twice actually, it was good episodes. Um, my favorite TV show~ I dunno-- House, King of the Hill, ummm, Ghost Hunters, Clean House... *Pfff* I don't know what else. I mean, I just kinda watch stuff if I feel like, and don't if I don't. Uhmm, I gotta find the book(?) Um, I am not reading that strategy guide again! Ahahahahaha. So, I'll read to yooouuuu-- something else! (ahh) Something with text on it-- here how about some Gold Bond Ultimate Healing Skin Therapy lotion! It is specially formulated to help heal extremely dry, rough and problem skin. (Um, my heels are dry I work in retail shut up.) Umm, the last movie I saw was-- I mean on TV was 8-mile-- it was pretty good. In the theater... ah Hell I don't remember. Um, I'm sure it was good. I just don't remember. I dunno. Well, Jay says Indiana Jones-- I don't think that's what-- I dunno, anyway... Ahhmm, do I think I have an accent-- yes, I do. I don't like my voice. I'm probably going to hate this... post... but whatever. Umm... I really like tea. I drank, ah, about seven cups of Oolong and two cups of Jasmine tonight. Um, I really like tea, it's fantastic. Um, I'm a nerd. I'm a dork. So, I have fish and Guinea pigs and birds-- and I used to have a cat... and I used to have more Guinea pigs and I used to have more birds... but, they died and I had to give my cat up and I was sad. But there's a puppy here, and umm, I have a Jay, so I mean I've got enough pets. Umm, ::clears throat::, I'm really not... a bitch-- ahh, although some people have accused me of being it. Mostly because I'm kind of a nerd, and I'm really a perfectionist, and... I dunno. I guess I come off that way. I don't wanna be! And, I really love you guys. I think your fan-tastic, and um, I guess that's it! Awrighty!”